עורך־דינית בדואר אלקטרוני: שיא הגיחוך
נתקלתי כבר קודם בדואר ארגוני באינטרנט עם חתימה ארוכה מידי המכיל הצהרה משפטית, אבל הדוגמא הבאה פשוט מטורפת. הבן־אדם שלח שאלה במשפט אחד לרשימת התפוצה הפומבית של אופן־אופיס- כל השאר, זו ההצהרה של העו"ד...
From: "השם הוסר" <_____@tweeds.co.uk>
Date: 17:30:30 GMT+03:00 14 אוגוסט 2006
To: <users@openoffice.org>
Subject: [users] [moderated] YOU MUST GIVE A SUMMARY HERE
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I live in Liverpool. Where can I buy a users manual for Open Office?
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הבעיה המצחיקה עם כל הסיפור הזה שאפשר להשתמש בטקסט למטה לפרשנות ולומר שכל מה שהוא לא מכסה מחייב אותם, ואז זה מצחיק.
המממ לפי הפיסקה הראשונה הפרסום של מקום המגורים חושף אותך לתביעה שושנה!
אני אצור קשר עם העו"ד שלי.
ואגב, זה מזכיר לי בדיחה מהאתר הזה של הבדיחות המקצועיות
אי אפשר להעתיק כי זה הופך את הטקסט, אז כנסו לכאן:
http://www.geocities.com/fermatnow/wjokes/workjoke40.htm
וחפשו את הטקסט הבא:
"?רמאת המ .ךרבחל תתל הצור התאש זופת ךל שי" :םיזוח ינידב לגרתמה
(אגב, אחלה אתר)